No self-respecting blogger can let New Years Eve go by without a list of predictions for the coming year. So I hope you are sitting comfortably and enjoy reading my ‘visionary’ list.
- Eldorado, the lost city of Gold, is finally located and it’s location rather surprisingly is right next door to Castle Sidewalker. However the discovery is not made by me.
- Amelia Earhart’s aircraft is found… at Newark Airport Terminal C Gate 128 .
- General Motors ceases to operate as a car manufacturer, but their re-issued stock rockets to $100 a share in a frantic day of trading when they announce they are going to become a health care provider.
- Unemployment reaches 20% the same day that the S&P 500 reaches 2,000 on news that the unemployment number was better than the 20.0000001% expected.
- The USA invades Italy in order to protect their oil supply for their two other wars, after 8 months of street to street fighting they discover it is oil of the olive variety. Don’t worry though the third war is good for the economy, so after discovering the mistake they decide to fight on anyway.
- Tiger Woods doesn’t hit a competitive golf ball all year.
- Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke is photographed by the paparazzi lying naked on a bed surrounded by Gold Bullion coins the day before he officially announces the devaluation of the Dollar.
- Elvis releases his first album for 33 years as he is forced out of disappearance/retirement citing the economic downturn for his return from self-imposed obscurity.
- Main Stream News Media re-brands itself as an entertainment/variety show in a vain attempt to survive when the general populace finally discover they have not been reporting reality for almost 3 years.
- I don’t reach my goal of finding $1,000,000 on the sidewalks of America, so you are stuck reading this blog for another year!
Happy New Year everyone.
This year the pleasure has been all mine…
-Luke Sidewalker
-Current balance $25.77
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No self-respecting blogger can let New Year go by without making predictions? Really? I better get cracking on my predictions…oh, wait, you said self-respecting. I have very little respect for myself, therefore I guess I do not have to worry about hacking out a set.
By the way, loved the predictions.
You crack me up and I’ve missed you and your nonsense. Now you’re pretty safe with #10 and I think you could possibly come out with your Tiger Woods prediction holding up as well.
Happy New Year!