It has been reported to me from a rock solid source that last night there was a celebrity Sidewalker pounding the local pavements here in Hoboken, N.J.
It was one of the chief architects of our current financial crisis. None other than the former Federal Reserve Chairman, Alan Greenspan. He was sighted on the corner of Washington & 14th Streets outside of the Madison Bar and Grill. On hearing this news my current change finding drought all began to make sense. Alan Greenspan it seems single-handedly destroyed Billions of dollars by actions he took while he was at the helm of our economy, and now he has been here in Hoboken ‘mowing my lawn’ as it were; vacuuming up every penny off the sidewalk like a Dyson, as if he hadn’t impoverished me enough already!
The image associated with this post is of Mr. Greenspan in the act of telling a whopper. I just cannot recall whether on this occasion it was about the size of the wide-mouthed bass he caught at the weekend, or about the size of the budget deficit, or maybe the size of unfunded social security liabilities. I can however guarantee it was a whopper, because you can clearly see his mouth is moving!
In other news, let’s not forget Veterans Day. A big thank you to all those that have given so much for us to live in freedom…
-Luke Sidewalker
-Current balance $24.42
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Greenspan in Hoboken.
Scant amount of coins found by Mr. Sidewalker on the streets of Hoboken in last few days.
Coincidence?
I think not.
lol I like this post a lot!
I think he’s probably just enamored by a town that can so quickly make tax dollars disappear!
BugginWord,
Very good, I’m a little bit ashamed that I wasn’t quick enough to work that theme into my post in the first place. Nice one!
-Luke Sidewalker